"It is not down in any map; true places never are."
~Moby Dick, Herman Melville

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

I have finally established a Girl Code. It's funny, because I always assumed that the Bro Code was just one of those things that guys followed, but was never actually written down. But no, they have an actual book. Of course it is written by the guy from "How I Met Your Mother," but even then it is still a little shocking. So why can't girls have their own code? I mean there are plenty of things that girls do that are plain nasty. Or annoying. So I wrote down everything I believe girls should live by in order to get along with the fellow population. I will post it eventually, but I am afraid that because I wrote it in the heat of the moment it is a little sassy. But maybe that would make it more appealing. I don't really know. Well, at any rate you all will see it (and by you all, I mean my imaginary readers).

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